Even the folks here in good ol Aotearoa are backing Obama. Seems 47 percent of us would choose him over the 31 percent that would choose Clinton. What makes this so fucking hilarious is that another study I saw on the news last night showed that over half of us don't even know we have our own elections in New Zealand in November. Goes to show how grey and dull our politicians are.
Are we that fucking stupid? Don't answer that - I already know the answer.
Here we see Lisa "tits out for the lads" Lewis being escorted from the field after streaking (fucking pitiful attempt) at a rugby match last year. She's now scored the job as AltTV's 'Naked Newsreader'.
The naked newsreader idea is his, and he defends it as simply taking news as entertainment to its logical conclusion. "We want to take the piss out of news because the news is crap", he has explained, I'd like to think in Shakespearean tones.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4516109a1861.html - great tits though.
and even
Salisbury said sexual addiction was at the root of many social ills.
"Look in your own backyard -- rapes, murders, incest," she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4515079a19716.html
Well I DID go and look in my own back yard and all I found was that the lawns need mowing. There is no fucking going on at my house. I also checked in the neighbours back yards and not much going on there, although their lawns have been done and the police are on the way.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4516109a1861.html - great tits though.
and even
Salisbury said sexual addiction was at the root of many social ills.
"Look in your own backyard -- rapes, murders, incest," she said.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4515079a19716.html
Well I DID go and look in my own back yard and all I found was that the lawns need mowing. There is no fucking going on at my house. I also checked in the neighbours back yards and not much going on there, although their lawns have been done and the police are on the way.
IN OTHER NEWS
(Update to drug side-effects)
New ad on TV here in NZ for hair loss stopper stuff called Propecia - this causes loss of libido, enlarging of breasts (in men for fuck's sake), tenderness of said breasts and testicular pain!
JUST SHAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
